Mirth and Mayhem

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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

All hail Lord Xenu!

Comedy Central recently pulled the South Park episode "Trapped in the Closet" from it's repeat line-up. The move was reportedly because Tom Cruise threatened not to promote MI:III with them. It's very unlikely the episode will ever air again.

The following is an official statement from South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone via their lawyer to online gossip blog Defamer:

So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu

I shit you not. :) Without further adieu, here is the infamous episode. Post it all over the internet, and let Tom Cruise know he's a douche.


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